Saturday, 22 March 2014

Homework Excuses: Part One

Note to Reader:  These excuses may be used in school....for a small fee: no names, please!


I didn’t have anything to do this evening,
Besides my homework vile.
So I rounded up all my books and
Made them stand in single file.

I made them march past the pen stand blue
And dip themselves in ink.
Then I poured them into a cauldron
And stirred till their pages were pink.

I heated them up until they were burnt brown,
Then I dried them in the sun.
So the next time my teacher asks for them,
I’ll say, “Oh, my homework’s well done.”

- Vruta Gupte.

(No books were harmed during the production and imagination of this poem.  Thank you.)

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